Joseph and Loraine are in a pickle

People:

It is with a heavy heart that I type this. My partner Joseph and his bride Loraine are in a bind. He had a major spinal surgery, and if that wasn't bad enough, Loraine had a stroke. They have a difficult road ahead, so let's show them some love. We all know what time it is!

Everybody knows Big Joe dives in head first when someone is in a bind; let's keep that in mind.

I implore all of you to do the right thing, dig deep and let's help our brother out. Look what we did for Rudy, and he used to be a butthole!

Sincerely,

Manny