Shite Cannonball Run

Do you want to join me in making a difference? I have to travel from Devon to Belgium to pick up my wife Alices' Fiat 500 that broke down. Starting in Exeter at 4am on Thursday I need to do it in less than 38 hours so i can be back in time for a pub quiz. Proper first world problems. So thought i might as well try and offset the karmic balance and my carbon footprint by raising money in aid of Ronald McDonald House Charities and every donation will help. The last time i raised money for them i did an open water swim and got overtaken by a man with one leg and a hen party. I don't think they were together. That was eleven years ago but still hurts emotionally. Surely a return trip to Pepinster in Belgium by coach, airlplane, ferry and car cant be that bad?

Thank you in advance for your contribution to this cause that genuinely means so much to me and my family.

I put the apostrophe in the wrong place to annoy Alice's mum by the way. Ha ha.

More information about Ronald McDonald House Charities: Ronald McDonald House Charities is an independent charity that provides free 'home away from home' accommodation and support for families with children in hospital. Ronald McDonald Houses are all just moments away from their respective children's wards, with plans for further developments well under-way.