Last Rites for Young Erin Katz

Erin Alexandra Katz was born on February 13, 1983 in Utica, NY. She became wise beyond her age at the age of 3, a vile menace to her brothers by age 5, and from there grew into the kindest person one could ever meet, a soulmate to her aunts, and a despicable baby hog. Still, despite her old-soul demeanor, she was always Young Erin: lively, vivacious, and the proverbial life of the party – so long as the party ended by 11:30pm.

Young Erin will be violently ripped away from us on February 13, 2023. Her tragic aging process has finally caught up with her and "Beau" will be turning 40, so we invite you to join us on February 11, 2023 (or thereabouts), to pay respect and bid a final farewell. Young Erin, you will be in our hearts always.

Oh, but wait. Slight issue. We need money. Lots of it, thousands. So donate. All of it will go towards venue, food, and booze. Let’s all get together and mourn Young Erin with a bang. Old Erin will be there too and send everyone home at 11:30pm, for old time’s sake. DONATE!

[Couple of practical notes: You will receive details about venue and start time/date later. Assume somewhere near Collingswood, NJ. Also, please feel free to donate anonymously.]