**Let KATE MO$$ “Borrow” EVERYTHING

THIS AWESOME A$$ GIFT OF A BAND, KATE MO$$ AKA KATEMODOLLASIGNS, IS A WONDERFUL BUNCH OF HUMAN BEINGS, MUSICIANS, BROTHERS, SONS, MENTORS, AND NUCLEUSes, WHO BY ALL MEANS ARE TALENTED, OUTGOING, HARD WORKING, CREATIVE,  GOOD LOOKING, INTERESTING, ATTENTIVE, CARING, LOVING, INSPIRATIONAL, MOTIVATIONAL, GIVING, TRUSTWORTHY, HONEST, AND MOST OF ALL THEYRE (UNBIASEDLY) SOME OF THE BEST BUDS YOU COULD POSSIBLY ASK FOR, EVER, PERIOD.... GNARLY HAS ON MUTLIPLE OCCASIONS SAVED MY LIFE AND QUITE FRANKLY HE HAS LITERALLY PULLED ME OFF THE LEDGE ON A CPL OCCASIONS AT MY LOWEST POINTS.  RUBY IS A GODDAMN GEM OF A HUMAN BEING WHO IS ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST TO PAY OUT OF POCKET FOR EXPENSES AND TRAVELLING FUNDS JUST TO PUT ON RAD SHOWS FOR THE FANS.. AND PURPLE TONY IS A SHIT SHOW. HE LOVES YOU ALL THATS FOR GODDAMN SURE.....  I SAY THIS, BECAUSE I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO TO REPAY THESE GUYS AT THE MOMENT FOR ALL THEIR GOOD WILL. BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM NOT IN A POSITION TO AT THE MOMENT, AND WERE ALL SORTA IN A BIND... SEE, MY MANS GNARLY IS ON AN EPIC COUCH SURFING TRIP RIGHT NOW, AND THERE WAS AT FIRST A SWELL OF TSUNAMI’S COMING IN... BUT NOW IM SAD TO SAY THE WAVES ARE STARTING TO THIN OUT. LIKE THERES ALMOST NO SWELL COMIN IN AT ALL, IF U CATCH MY DRIFT...RUBY IS ABOUT TO BE COMPLETELY DONE WORKING SO HE CAN FOCUS ON CREATING MUSIC FULL TIME AND DESPERATELY NEEDS A DRUMSET RN IN ORDER TO DO SO... AND PURP JUST GOT AN EVICTION NOTICE AT THE WORSE TIME WHEN HE HAS DECIDED TO STEP AWAY FROM THE TRAP GAME IN ORDER TO FOCUS ON BEING CREATIVE FULL TIME, WHICH AINT PAYIN MUCH AS OF YET SO HE AND HIS DOG FINNA BE ON THAT SURFING MISSION WITH GNARLY V SOON IF SHIT DOESNT CHANGE...

SO WE’VE COME UP WITH A WAY FOR US ALL TO ACCEPT MONEY FOM THE HAMMIES IN RETURN FOR FAVORS SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE DONATIONS per-sè, CAUSE WE AINT NO F*XKIN CHARITTY CASE!


WE DECIDED TO DO SUMN SPECIAL N GET YALL INVOLVED TO HELP US ALL GET BACK ON THAT WAVE SO HE CAN STAY ON OUR MAX B SHIT, N KEEP CREATING CONTENT FOR U MO$$ HEADS TO KEEP LOSING OUR GODDAMN MINDS TO. YOU DIG?? YOU DOWN WIT THE GETDOWN???! OK WELL HERES THE DEAL, B. 

$1 DONATION gets you A MONTH of good luck and positive vibes directly sent from Gnar, himself. 

$5 DONATION gets you a cpl GNAR / PURP/ RUBY / JDI / MO$$ slap tags (must redeem in person)

$10 DONATION gets you a video dm’d directly to your instagram of Gnarly and the band drunkenly singing you or whatever name you want a happy birthday.

$15 DONATION gets 2 guestlist spots for next LA Kate Mo$$ show. (Coming soon)

$20 DONATION “$20 YOU CALL-ITS” (a tradition around these parts) Basically Gnarly and the band will do ANYTHING (sans nudity or arrest or harming himself) that you want him to do on the bands IG Story for a hot dub... @katemodollasigns

$25 DONATION gets guestlist for 4 to the next KATE MO$$ LA show. (Coming soon)

$50 DONATION gets insta shouts for ya bihh a$$ clout. Shoot fitty hots and Gnar will shout u out on IG n make u hood fmz. (He hates this one but we told him he has to do it)

$100 DONATION gets you and two friends backstage passes for the next KATE MO$$ LA show. (Coming soon) 

$250 DONATION gets you an exclusive feature on a track from Gnarly with an exclusive beat from Ruby and an intro from Purp.. want Gnar to do your Chorus for u? Need a fire verse from the lord of feedback? Need a banger from my our boi Ruby? Nows your chance.... putcha $$ where ya mouf is cutty. U know mans Gnar spits that hot fire dylon shit, b. Im sayn. Runnamock. Runnitup. 

$500 DONATION gets you a date with Gnarly to any fast food restaraunt and strip club of your choosing. Purp will drive you guys if you provide the whip or you must be willing to take the bus or walk alot, and probably pick up the tab. But hes GREAT COMPANY, and he kisses on the first date.

$750 DONATION **SIGNED NUDE PICS of PURP N GNARLY. Want that poster of my mans Gnarly provin hes a show-er not a grower? Bahahaha.. need sumn to brighten up your bedroom next to that Blink182 poster and GameCube console, well theres nothin like a Purple Pube amirite? IM TALMN PLAYGIRL 1992 STATUS... we aint playin. Put that donation in and get what u know u been cravin mama... ;) 

$1000 DONATION *TATTOOO SPECIAL*  Gnarly/Ruby/ or Purp will tattoo your name on one of their bodies (u choose) and film it on instagram for you for a cold rack... Ever wanted to have a piece of them for life? Are u one of their psychotic stalkers? Do u want to just not feel alone ever again and know someones out there ridin’ for you? Well NOWS YOUR CHANCE!!!!!! GET IT WHILE THE GETTINGS GOOD!!!

$2000 *MATCHING TATTOOS* for two racks we  will all go down to whichever shop or artist of your choosing, and get a matching tattoo with you, instantly making us all pals for life! You can document the entire experience and Gnarly will even share his pack of smokes n smoke blunts wit u. WHAT A DEAL!!!!

$2500 DONATION Gnarly will fly out with you and get you into the show to see HO99O9 and MARILYN MANSON LIVE ON HALLOWEEN with him and Purp and the gang. More than likely you will spend the night backstage and get to meet the bands, IF youre not a complete a$$hole or prick about it. Consider it a date.. WEAR SOMETHING NICE!