Help Lindsey get back on her wheels!!

So those of you who know Lindsey know how kind and welcoming she is, how she has a great sense of humor, and how despite being terribly ugly on the outside...like just yuck....is in fact captivatingly beautiful on the inside.

Not her character or integrity but like her spleen and stuff. 

Either way, those of you who know Lindsey know that above all, possibly her most defining characteristic, is her dutiful adherence to the principle of law and order. 

And so it was on the fateful day of January 3rd, 2024 Lindsey happened to witness a telephone pole JAYWALKING near her house in New Albany. Not standing for lawlessness by man, beast or inanimate object of any kind she deputized herself on spot and quickly drove into action. Well, she fought the pole.....and the pole won. 

Terribly, the collateral damage from this selfless act of valor left Lindsey's poor minivan absolutely totaled. Like super duper totaled. And although the pole was also high on meth amphetamines(it was a Southern Indiana pole), having the time of its life...our poor Lindsey was left sober, stunned and without transportation...leaving all of us in danger of our dear hero no longer being able to answer the call of justice. Or her kids.

So if YOU believe in law order, or if YOU hate lawless poles as much as we do, or if YOU simply would like to help your favorite bartender, good buddy, longtime crush or loose acquaintance have a car to drive her kids around in and get to work and back....we would kindly ask that you spare what you can to get her back on her wheels! Thanks and God Bless America!