Make Aaron's Ice Cream With Malört In It Dream A Reality

UPDATE: Aaron, an ice cream man with a great deal of appropriate professional pride (Gracie's is great, go there!) understandably feels a little weird about making ice cream that some might describe as "a bit unusual" or "a curséd thing from the very depths" and in order to make him feel better it seems like we need to give a bunch of money to charity. I'm reopening this and however much gets raised (minus Aaron's costs, whether that's $200 or whatever) will get split between National Network of Abortion Funds, Somerville Homeless Coalition, BAGLY and Transhealth. Also obviously I will post evidence of this delicious ice cream being consumed and the donations being made.

Somerville's own Professional Ice Cream Man Aaron Cohen says that for a mere two hundred bucks he will CUSTOM MAKE the ice cream flavor "Carlymel Rae Jeppson's Malört" but I have to crowdfund it and can't just give him the money. Let's make this beautiful dream come true. I don't think there's much chance of this but for the love of god don't donate so this goes over two hundred bucks. If you do I'll give it to something worthwhile, an abortion fund or somebody local doing good work with trans healthcare prolly BUT really, don't do that. We just want our ice cream. I, as the sponsor of this exciting endeavor, promise to post about it on bluesky including like pictures and tasting notes. And if you're in town I'll give you some.