Mark versus Emma for the NHS

Do  you know Mark? Do you know Emma? Do you like either one of them? Do you like one of them better than the other? We're in a fight to see who is the ultimate sibling by racing to raise money for the heroes of the NHS. Help us decide who's better.

MARK promises to sit on his unicycle in his living room for up to eight hours and live stream it on Youtube.

EMMA promises to use her daily exercise to ride her 20" unicycle up to eight miles.

MARK says: "The only thing that looks goofier than my sister on her unicycle is me on mine."

EMMA says: "After seven years of unicycling, I don't understand how come Mark hasn't figured out how to unicycle out of his living room."

INCENTIVE STRUCTURE

Just like coronavirus, we believe in exponential growth. Donations increase the distance/time exponentially. A total of £250 gets us a mile/an hour on it. £500 gets us to two miles/two hours. £750 gets us to four miles/four hours, and £1000 sends us riding/sitting on our unicycles for a full EIGHT MILES or EIGHT HOURS.

This isn't going to be fun, pleasant, or easy for either of us, not least because of the raw emotional wounds it has already exposed.

POINT SCHEME

When you make donation, you will be prompted to select one of us as the person who referred you. If you want to help decide, select which of us from the drop-down you'd like to credit.

When the drive closes, we will announce who has accrued the most donations and is thus the favourite sibling. Both of us will do our task and the loser will also admit defeat publicly on Facebook with panache and verve. (Note that the exponential growth goes up to a total of eight miles/hours.)

All the money goes straight to The Association of NHS Charities, so dig deep and help out!