Tom Needs Your HELP!

After a very fortunate run selling residential real estate in Southern California, I tried to  retire to Arizona but made some dumb mistakes.   After the collapse of the stock market in 2008, where I lost half of everything I had  made, I lost or had to sell the rest to stay alive! I tried to hang on but lost or sold my legal residence in Tucson, my old home in Old  Agoura, and my townhome in Austin, Texas that my youngest daughter used while attending the University of Texas.  My tractor is gone, my Harleys are gone, my truck is gone as is my car, and my  horses which are with an ex-significant other.  I'm broke, I have my work ethic, my pride, and my reputation, but that's it! I have re-located to a new area, California's central coast, and am starting all over again.  No clients,  one friend, and few  contacts, that's it.     I am not asking for donations, in the normal sense, I will pay back anyone who donates whatever they donate plus ten percent, think of it as a loan...that is, if you "donate" $100, I will give you back $110 in aproximately a year, that's 10% interest. My SURVIVAL literally depends on your temporary donations  and  my  promise  to  you  is  that  you will recoup more than whatever you give.  
I was fortunate to do well once before, but this time I NEED YOUR HELP to do it.
   My next and last step, if I can't raise enough to survive, is a guy named Lou down the street.  Please help me.