Shut your trap and help my yeshivah

It's not nogaia. My yeshiva needs like 60-80 grand before ellul. I can't . I poshut can't with this. It's giving me anxiety to the reaafters. Do me a toiva I'm not some fundraiser going around feeding sushi and wine to some fat balleibatim. Ich kennisht. Ich FREAKING KENNISHT. SO JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DOLLARS. I'm not keeping any of it. It all goes to my rebbe. I tried fundraising. Its's shreklach awkward! Standing around like a shepseleh in some ballebos's office sipping a luke warm diet coke fidgiting around with my folders it's giferlach. I AM BURNT OUT RABOISAI. BURNT. OUT. So cut the cyap. Cut all the glitz and the Gleaam and donate 5 dollars.. or 1000 whatever. I poshut don't even care you think I need you?!?! I need you!???! No! I don't ! But please help out ICH BETTIN!!!!! what I'm saying is I'm tired of the old "oh shalom aleichem my moised needs help" ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!!   just give my yeahiva. Some old feaaashion tzedaka. Genuk with the fundraiser games and cigars already. Genuk.

Shoin. 


And no, there's no auction. But oorah donated to us (ayin donor list)


PS. Sorry if I came off a little Creaaasss. Im just fruatrated..... Hust rachmonis you ferrd


PSS. Mr. Rechnitz if you're reading this you need to call me


Kol Tov


- Fed Up Yungerman



(Although this was written in a parody style, This is legitimate tzedaka for a real yeshiva. All the money goes to the yeshiva.. for further questions on details please email [email redacted])