Support Greene Hook Bartenders/Servers

This campaign has been organized by the staff of Greene Hook.  Greene Hook itself plays no role implementing this campaign.

Since the outbreak of COVID-19 and the subsequent closing of bars and restaurants in Jersey City, all of our lives have been drastically changed.  Among those hardest hit financially are bartenders and servers who suddenly find themselves without a way to support themselves.

While we fully support the measures taken to combat the spread of this dangerous virus, we could also use a little help making ends meet in the meantime.  Food and housing costs remain a top concern, in addition to keeping up with medical bills, utilities, etc.

The Greene Hook bartenders would greatly appreciate any donations in these trying times.  To show our appreciation, we will post photos and/or videos of how we ourselves are handling the quarantine.  Without your company on a daily/nightly basis, I for one have been experiencing a rapidly deteriorating mental state.  With no one to bounce my horribly inappropriate and ill-timed "jokes" off of, my roommate has been forced to institute additional measures to maintain her own sanity, including locking me in the bathroom and replacing my coffee with decaf.  So, I will occasionally post a self-deprecating picture or video both for my roommate's sake, as well as to thank you for your continued support.

To start, here is a picture of Kelly praying to an idolized Tom Brady doll to stay in New England.  As we all know, this did not work out...