Support Trump's Regal Transformation

As Trump again took control in Washington with royal flourishes and monarchical claims to religious legitimacy, it occurred to us that he’s so sure he should be our King that he needs the proper implements to look the part. We’re hoping for an outpouring of love and affection from every American in every walk of life to contribute so that we can get him the proper reflection of his own view of himself: a crown fit for a king ($47,000,000)

and a throne that fits into his stunning decor.

Won’t you help us?