The Big Move to Canada (California Excluded)

GoFundMe Story: Bringing America into Canada (Except California)

Title: Join Canada! The World’s Largest Country Starts Here

The Mission:

Brothers and sisters, we come to you with the biggest idea this world has ever seen: the United States of Canada (minus California, of course).

This is your chance to be part of history! With your support, we’ll march to Washington, D.C., petition in hand, to present our vision: America joining Canada for universal healthcare, safer streets, and—let’s be honest—a whole lot less yelling.

This isn’t just a dream—it’s a destiny. Together, we can unite our nations and create the largest, most polite, and economically powerful country in the world.

Why Is This Worth Supporting?

Let me tell you why this is reasonable—dare I say, inspired. Governments spend billions on things like bridges to nowhere, but we’re asking for just a fraction of that to build a bridge between nations.

We Canadians think big because we know the world needs big ideas. And with your help, we can make this vision a reality. Think about it: universal healthcare for all Americans, economic integration like the world has never seen, and a future as bright as a northern summer sky.

How Your Contributions Will Help:

Every single dollar you give will go directly to this world-changing mission:

Lobbying Congress: To make sure they hear us loud and clear.

The March to Washington, D.C.: Picture it—Canadians in plaid jackets, carrying buckets of maple syrup and a vision for unity.

Spreading the Word: Through social media, videos, and more. We’ll make sure everyone knows this is the movement of the century.

Why Not California?

Now, some of you might be wondering—why isn’t California included? Let’s just say, some things weren’t meant to be:

Hollywood Drama: We’ll take the good movies, but the rest can stay in California.

Avocado Chaos: Too much avocado toast could bankrupt Canada’s maple syrup industry.

Reunion with Mexico: It’s time for California to go back to where it truly belongs.

Join Us Today:

This is your chance to make history. Help us create a better, brighter future by uniting America with Canada (except California). Your contribution—no matter how small—brings us one step closer to our goal of a million signatures and a peaceful march to Washington.

Together, we’ll make the United States of Canada a reality. Let’s join hands, open our hearts, and make America… Eh-gain!

Donate today. Visit AmericaEh.org and join the movement. Thank you. Truly, thank you.