The Cheesediver Anniversary Fundraiser
Donation protected
WELCOME, CITIZEN!
Celebrate the Glorious Anniversary of the Cheesedivers!
-Transmission Authorized by the Super Earth Ministry of Celebratory Operations-
Greetings, Loyal Citizen of Super Earth!
On this most righteous of days, we commemorate the founding of the Cheesedivers, an elite and highly combustible Helldivers strike group dedicated to spreading Managed Democracy across the galaxy—with excessive use of orbital bombardments, completely necessary team-killing, and generous applications of cheese-flavored tactics.
Through bravery, sacrifice, and a total disregard for friendly fire indicators, the Cheesedivers have advanced the cause of Liberty™ on countless bug-infested planets, Automaton strongholds, and even in their own drop zones (by accident, probably).
Now, it is time to give back.
In honor of the Cheesedivers' Birthday Celebration™, we humbly request your support in the form of voluntary contributions (that are entirely mandatory, per Directive 401.5-A of the Super Earth Birthday Protocol). Your generous donations will help fund:
- Fireworks (that suspiciously resemble 500kg Eagle airstrikes)
- Cheese-themed armor decals (*pending authorization from SEAF Wartime Adminstration [and arrowhead)
- Refreshments for Helldivers returning from missions (mostly stim packs and napalm shots)
- A statue of Liberty kicking a Terminid in the thorax™
- Continued elevation of Discord-Server boost-status (and the ability to post large files in the name of FREEDOM)
- Other projects (Such as the Minecraft Server)
- The "Force-Feed Maestro Cheese blocks until his gout prevents him from @Everyone-Pinging" - Relief-fund
*ANY SURPLUS DONATIONS WILL BE CHARITABLY-DONATED to:
ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S RESEARCH HOSPITAL to help fight Cancer
JOIN THE CELEBRATION!
Whether you're a proud Cheesediver, a grateful citizen, or just someone who’s been repeatedly obliterated by a poorly-thrown Hellpod, your support keeps the Cheesedivers dropping, cheesing, and diving for another glorious year.
Donate now.
For Democracy.
For Super Earth.
For Cheese.
Long Live the Cheesedivers!
—Commander Provolonius Maximus, Super Earth Birthday Liaison and Assistant to the Regional Strategem Officer
Organizer
Chaos Coyote
Organizer
Kennewick, WA