The Doorman Would Like a Word
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This campaign was suspended and my account banned for being "fraudulent, misleading, dishonest, inaccurate, or impossible." So I added some headlines and videos and they put it back up. Now it's your turn to be convinced.
In 2014 a doctor ripped off the insurance company. I didn't know that's what he was doing at the time, but when collections tried to kill me and the lawyer just ripped me off I had to look into it. I think he took a poke at London, too. I've had irresponsible gamblers treating me like an experiment my whole life. Conducted by resentful 9-5ers.
I took everything I had of value and everything I could borrow in case I needed to parlay a big misunderstanding and went high-profile. I volunteered to test pilot a bionic eyeball, go to jungle training, and throw Justin Trudeau off Niagara Falls. Then I started learning things.
When I got back, the love of my life, my reason for living, was 7 months pregnant. They raped her the minute I left town. Got her strung out, made her carry to term, and let her watch his baby girl suffer for 9 days in hospice. The obstetrician used a scalpel to test the epidural. Left a scar on her abdomen. Again, lawyers ripping me off.
Someone might have been under the impression I was in the market. That impression would have been convenient. Meanwhile, I got this idiot doctor ripping off insurance and killing people's dogs and some misguided volunteers thinking I'm behind on protection from way back.
I'm a doorman. What are we protecting?
So I checked in with the goats and told the old lady I had to look into something. Louisiana was after something specific. I told my girl to wait up to a year in case I didn't come back. It's not like I ran away. When I got back they acted like I didn't leave. But here's my girl having this gangster's kid. Turns out they raped somebody after she sat next to me on the bus during a previous visit to California. I traced threats where FBI confirmation is supposed to be to the Saudis, then followed them to where they were freely enrolling themselves at Harvard en masse online.
I've been writing to the CIA for 8 years.
The first thing I did when I got back was go straight to the secret service. A Somali doorman called the cops on me for trying to leave a message for the owner of Mar-A-Lago. I went to the coastguard, the army, the Air Force, for cryin out loud. What? What do you want? I'm ready to get the CIA a better deal on health insurance.
In 2007 Robert Davies was framed for the murder of Laverne Ritch. Obviously. He was obviously, blatantly framed because he had a prior for child crimes. The story was so ridiculous it would be comical if we weren't actually ending diplomats. But it turns out he was framed the first time too, to cover-up raping me in surgery when I was 6. So that's modus operandi. Rob you, rape you, frame you.
Did you see the video of me getting kicked out of the Catholic Church by police for calling the Nigerian priests Boko Haram and declaring "bring the dogs to church day?"
It's not as thrilling as it sounds, but it's official. Do you want to see the Robert Davies thing?
How does me going to the Department of State constitute a threat if you're not an enemy of the state? If the Treasury is compromised we can just fix it. It's in the charter. The FBI lives for no higher purpose than to take care of cavalry light work. The last thing we need is another General George Armstrong Custer on our hands. I wake up everyday seething with rage. Golden. There is no philosopher who is afraid to meet his gods. You have no context, words cannot express, I cannot stress it enough the level of f***s being not given at this time.
Please share my fundraiser with your main sugar daddy and ask him to dig deep. I need $5k for a lawyer and transportation. I promise dividends.
And here's my Twitter for more of that sweetness, now that you're hooked.
And here's a lil’ pep talk for the local outfit.
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Noel Smith
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Okeechobee, FL