The Official SCHB Poverty Adjustment and Moving Fund

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen! It is with great pleasure that I announce to you that I am not dead!

With that problem solved, we move onto the next.

As you may have heard, I lost my home. I actually lost everything, but the home was a big one. Now, before you panic, I have already made arrangements to Couch Serf for a short time. So, I won't be in the cold and rain.

However, I still need to move myself and my wife and what few possessions we have left to our new temporary place. Since I've burned through what little money I had left, I'm now tapped out and need to do The Social Media Influencer thing and beg my friends/family/fans for money to help with moving expenses.

I hate doing this, so I probably won't promote this much. This is Prime 13itch-assful-ness, but these things must be done. I wouldn't be here doing this Begger-Nonsense if I had other options.

I put the goal at 3,000. I don't really expect that, but that'll help with gas for the moving truck and storage fees so I don't have to lose all my stuff before I get a new spot.

Thank you all for everything. I truly can't express how blessed I am to have you all backing me. It's because of you I feel invincible enough to face this Crisis. I don't deserve you guys, but since I do have you all, I promise to keep my promise of bringing the hype.

God brought you all to me in my Darkest Hour. I am eternally grateful that he chose me to serve you all.

I just need some spare change if you got it.

-SCHB "The Beast Of Legend"