The Hundred Billion Dollar Tour: The Markrophones
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Help me break several world records by raising a billion dollars on GoFundMe!
After reading "Think And Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill, I followed the instructions in the book, requesting "A Hundred Billion Dollars"... and it WORKED... because a new song popped in my head! And it was called... $100,000,000,000 (A Hundred Billion Dollars)!!!
My name is Marc, and I perform as "The Markrophones", the world's first one-person power-trio! I play guitar and bass one-handed, while I drum with my feet and sing... that's right, I play with myself, using every limb all at once!
I am preparing to record my debut album, "Party Of One", in Hollywood. To celebrate the release of my upcoming new single, titled "$100,000,000,000 (A Hundred Billion Dollars)", I am now creating a record-shattering high-ticket event series called "The Hundred Billion Dollar Tour", and shattering several world-shattering records along the world-shattering way, including the world's first crowdfunding for a billion dollars! It's enough to make a full-grown adult shatter their world-record pants!!
Why so much money, you ask?
(Besides the fact that this is hilarious, highly entertaining, and achievable, of course)
-First of all, I am doing this to prove myself to myself! (True wealth is not about money, it is about who you become in the process of providing your best service).
-Second, I am doing this to fund an unprecedented live performance, with state-of-the-art celebrations of human achievement unlike anything the world has ever seen before! (I can't divulge the details yet, but I can promise it will be more profound than any live concert you have ever experienced before).
-Third, I am doing this to establish my financial authority as an artist and creator, because it will allow me to develop and implement futuristic infrastructures that will benefit other artists and all of mankind for many years to come! (This is where more text in parentheses should go).
-Fourth, I am doing this because I know in my heart it is the right thing to do!! (Also, this is a lot of fun!!!)
If you're looking for a serious list of immediate purchases that need to be made, here are just a few small, achievable goals on an ever-growing list of expenses for a touring band:
-$1 buys a new smile for my face!
-$10 buys a new sandwich for my face!
-$50 buys a new tank of gas!
-$80 buys a month of car insurance!
-$100 buys a hotel for a night!
-$150 buys AAA for car emergencies!
-$200 buys a guitar!
-$300 buys a bass!
-$1,500 buys livestreaming equipment!
-$3,000 buys a new PA system!
-$10,000 gets a single released!
-$15,000 covers the gas for a US tour!
-$60,000 buys a brand-new tour van!
-$100,000 gets an album released!
-$2,000,000 breaks the record!
-$5,000,000 books a stadium tour!!
-$1,000,000,000 maxes out gofundme's current limit!
Honestly, this is not the most important cause on GoFundMe, but it's definitely the most fun!! Every donation is really just more money for me to keep and spend however I please on a musical journey through this financial world.
Some may be skeptical at first that a billion dollars can be raised, because a billion seems like a lot of money... Although I agree, I believe the goal is achievable. To put things into perspective, it only takes 1,000 people who are willing to donate a million dollars to reach this goal! Conversely, it will only take $50 from 20 million people to achieve the same result!! So, please give as much as you can comfortably share (whether it's one dollar or one hundred thousand), and be sure to post this link for everyone you know; you never know which friend has a rich friend!
Spread the word as quickly as possible- it all starts with a mindset of abundance, which you and I are now creating together through this fundraiser!!!
Thank you for your donation, and your participation in the future... as a reward for reading this to the end, please enjoy this acoustic demo of my song, "$100,000,000,000 (A Hundred Billion Dollars):
Also, please like, subscribe and comment to my channel while you're there!!!
Thank you all so much, it is truly an honor to be able to serve you in my highest capacity as a musician!
Please donate now and share this with your friends!
-Marc
@themarkrophones
#themarkrophones
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