Buy stake in my brother's dog!!!!!!
Donation protected
I'm selling shares of my brothers dog, Duncan as he's going to croak if you don't become a stakeholder.
^^guilt trip rating: solid
Now this isn't for a real stake in him (however, we could work something out in the side ;) and say it is).
But, would you really want a piece of that pie anyway? More pee, more poop...more standing out in the cold to let him pee and poop, also more money. Speaking of money, Brad "Beef" Malouf and his wonderful and beautiful, although sometimes soft girlfriend, Erin "Speed" Crowley, have come into a little hiccup with Duncan...
The sad news:
Duncan has a huge, infected "mass" on his right kidney, likely a tumor. He requires major surgery and removal of the kidney. It's a very intense operation that will require a specialist for the best chance at a successful surgery. It's estimated to cost $5,000 or more.
Yes, 5,000 smackers, bones, big ones, bills, bucks, clams, dead presidents, greenbacks, federal reserve notes, dollars.
If you care to help because of the excellent guilt trip or to become a stakeholder, please donate and I'll mail out the stock certificate (srs).
For questions contact Danny, Beef or Speed :P
^^guilt trip rating: solid
Now this isn't for a real stake in him (however, we could work something out in the side ;) and say it is).
But, would you really want a piece of that pie anyway? More pee, more poop...more standing out in the cold to let him pee and poop, also more money. Speaking of money, Brad "Beef" Malouf and his wonderful and beautiful, although sometimes soft girlfriend, Erin "Speed" Crowley, have come into a little hiccup with Duncan...
The sad news:
Duncan has a huge, infected "mass" on his right kidney, likely a tumor. He requires major surgery and removal of the kidney. It's a very intense operation that will require a specialist for the best chance at a successful surgery. It's estimated to cost $5,000 or more.
Yes, 5,000 smackers, bones, big ones, bills, bucks, clams, dead presidents, greenbacks, federal reserve notes, dollars.
If you care to help because of the excellent guilt trip or to become a stakeholder, please donate and I'll mail out the stock certificate (srs).
For questions contact Danny, Beef or Speed :P
Organizer and beneficiary
Danny Malouf
Organizer
Chicago, IL
Brad Malouf
Beneficiary