Help an dipshit™ Get To Work!

It's everyone's favorite dipshit, an dipshit™ here to ask for a little bit of help!

At the end of October, my 2004 Alero bit the big one, and I have been without a functioning vehicle ever since. Luckily I have been able to save up a bit of cash the last two months (about 1300 bucks) but I am running out of rides to bum for work, and feeling kinda shitty asking my coworkers to help me out.

Luckily a friend of mine has a car on the line, but it is a bit out of my budget. It is a really nice 2006 Scion XB for $3,000, so I need to raise about $1,500 to secure it. If I am successful I am taking a train to see my buddy, and picking up the vehicle

I thought I would have a bit more time to save, but things are getting a little dire, so I am on a time crunch now. I need to raise the funds by the 10th of next month, or as close as I can get, in order to get the car!

Let me tell you, it has been a nightmare trying to function without a car. I have missed birthdays, and getting to see friends for the holidays, so any little bit helps!

Thank you so much! If this is successful, I can shitpost FROM MY CAR AGAIN!