Clothe Apple Executives

This week's big Apple unveiling of the new iPhone X didn't only lack the excitement of the company's previous launches, it failed from a fashion point of view. With the exception of Angela Ahrendt in her pink lace Burberry coat, the men on stage looked like they had walked right out of 1995 with their ill-fitting blue shirts and boxy dad jeans. Their lack of fashion sense undermined the very image of the company as a stylish, sexy high tech company. With some $250 billion in the bank, you would think Apple execs could afford a fashion upgrade. Let's help them. Clothe Apple Executives is a tongue and cheek attempt to raise money to transform their look and align it with today's neo-nerd. All money raised will be donated to Hand in Hand in support of hurricane relief! So let's make Apple cool again and get them better dressed so they can make a statement about the state of American technology.