Help Me Bulk Buy Freddos B4 Brexit
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I am a huge fan of Cadbury Freddos, but it has now become clear that Brexit will push the price of Freddos sky-high for reasons that I can't even begin to understand.
Although I am only paying 30p per Freddo at the moment, our nation's rash decision to leave the European Union could push them up to 38p each by 2030.
As Article 50 has now been signed, I am resigned to the fact that I need to take drastic action.
Therefore, with your generous help, I want to bulk buy enough of the delicious little chocolate froggies to last me until retirement.
I am 33 now, and I estimate that if I continue to eat one per day I will need 13,140 of them - perhaps a nice round 14,000 to take retirement age changes and breakages into account as nobody wants a bitty Freddo do they?
Before you all point out best before dates, I have found a local corner shop owner who is willing to fix his Freddo prices and cap them as a personal favour to me if I pay upfront - a bit like a long-term 'capped deal' on home energy.
At a unit cost of 30p per Freddo, I am therefore looking to raise £4200. Chocolate lovers will understand.
In the event that I get bored or develop diabetes, or there is any excess money available, I will donate the remainder to the One Love Soup Kitchen Project in Southend On Sea that feeds and helps the homeless every single week.
https://www.facebook.com/onelovesoupkitchen/
Although I am only paying 30p per Freddo at the moment, our nation's rash decision to leave the European Union could push them up to 38p each by 2030.
As Article 50 has now been signed, I am resigned to the fact that I need to take drastic action.
Therefore, with your generous help, I want to bulk buy enough of the delicious little chocolate froggies to last me until retirement.
I am 33 now, and I estimate that if I continue to eat one per day I will need 13,140 of them - perhaps a nice round 14,000 to take retirement age changes and breakages into account as nobody wants a bitty Freddo do they?
Before you all point out best before dates, I have found a local corner shop owner who is willing to fix his Freddo prices and cap them as a personal favour to me if I pay upfront - a bit like a long-term 'capped deal' on home energy.
At a unit cost of 30p per Freddo, I am therefore looking to raise £4200. Chocolate lovers will understand.
In the event that I get bored or develop diabetes, or there is any excess money available, I will donate the remainder to the One Love Soup Kitchen Project in Southend On Sea that feeds and helps the homeless every single week.
https://www.facebook.com/onelovesoupkitchen/
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