Get Roy a sax

Hi ladies and gentlemen, my name is Roy Molloy. I'm Alex Cameron's saxophonist and business partner. As a saxophonist there's certain things you need: strong thumbs. a pain in your heart. a scar on your lower lip where you bite on. most importantly, you need a saxophone.

Yesterday in Amsterdam someone broke into our rental car and took off with my beautiful saxophone. I checked the local markets and spoke to the cops and was told it was likely gone to another city to be sold cheap and quick, and that it would likely never turn up. There's a tiny part of me that's glad someone else is going to get to use my sax. Maybe it'll be a little girl. There's another small part of my being thinking that whoever stole it did it out of desperation, or that they'll simply go to a deep part of hell.

I need a new sax folks, an me and Kenny are wiped outta cash. We gotta replace our clothes and passports and rental car windows. Please help in any way you can. I love you all.