Rescue Matt Damon from Mars

One of the greatest actors in Hollywood is currently trapped on Mars after a failed exploration. We need Matt back on earth because he is due to be in another "Bourne" movie. Matt is also a loyal friend to another Hollywood great Ben Affleck who needs Matt Damon's support as he goes through a divorce. Failing to bring Matt back could be devistating to our American life and will have a devastating impact on film if we don't rescue Matt.

#bringhomeMatt

 
I live in Chicago, but have been a fan of the Boston born actor since "Rounders". Any and all of Donations will be Given in Matt Damon's name to Matt Damon's WATER charity . Please do not donate to this, donate to WATER, but if you choose to do know that I will be keeping nothing from this campaign. But most importantly let's bring Matt home. 
#bringmatthome #bringbackmatt