Harrisburg AdAgency Braves War Zone

On Tuesday, August 2, Donald Trump said Harrisburg, PA “looked like a war zone where you (once had) these massive plants,” according to the Associated Press.

And it’s true—the scars of hardcore military conflict are everywhere. For example, Pavone employees have to drive at least 10 minutes for good Thai food. There have only been two new craft breweries to open in Harrisburg this summer. And Harrisburg still lacks an Urban Outfitters.
 
The struggle is real. How can we help our clients under these conditions?
 
Pavone is calling for help from our agency peers around the world. Embedded in this war zone here in Harrisburg, supplies are more useful than dollar donations, because we can’t risk the journey to Target or Trader Joe’s. We have to turn to you, our agency peers, for help in the form of much-needed donations to help us Make Harrisburg Great Again:

·      Espresso and whole-bean organic coffee

·      Oversized Post-Its

·      AA Batteries for Xbox controllers (prefer Duracell)

·      Mason Jars

·      Replacement for our lost fooseball

·      Dog Treats

·      PBR kegs (chilled to 41 degrees Fahrenheit if possible)

·      American Spirit Cigarettes

·      Handmade soap

·      Earbuds (Beats By Dre, please)

·      Vaping supplies

·      Cards Against Humanity (any supplemental packs)

·      Incense

·      Artisan Pickles

·      Beard wax

·      Moleskin notebooks (unruled)

·      Charcuterie platters

·      iPhone charger cables

·      Designer candles