I'm tired and I don't want to work

Hi there. Once upon a time I was a young man filled with hopes and dreams who accidentally stumbled into the porn business. Somehow despite my almost total lack of film making skill and a work ethic rivalled only by a sloth, I eventually became one of the most prolific purveryors of cinematic smut on earth.  At this particular moment in time, I have been responsible for almost 5000 "scenes" of adult persons engaging in various forms of intercourse.
   Many of you may know my work. Many of you used to pay for it but you no longer do. This has led to circumstances where I must work EVEN HARDER than ever before. Truthfully, I don't enjoy working very much and I want to stop. That's where you come in.
   Unfortunately I am also a high school drop-out with no financial sense of any kind and I'm now in my mid-forties with no measurable 401k plan.  Won't you please give generously so that I may live out my days on a beach and never again lift anything heavier than a plastic cup with a bamboo umbrella in it?  The only thing I can offer in return for your generous donation is the occasional selfie from a chair by a pool and a sense of satisfaction that you've allowed a middle-aged man to live his dream of doing nothing for the rest of his life.