Lineage secured - cut me(Vasectomy)

Backstory -


After successfully completing the set of 2 children, as was fortold in the prophecy in the board game Life, we've decided that it's time to end the possibility of having another. After making that decision, we did the research:

And when presented with the options we made sure to crunch the numbers:


And finally, when all facts and stats were compared, we decided the best option was for me to get a vasectomy.



I had my initial consultation about a week ago & the Doctor informed me that I would be mildly sedated, feel nothing, and have a prescribed 3 days off, along with no lifting of objects the first day, and all the video games I wanted. At this point, I asked, "How many times can I come back?"

Rewards and Info -

The appointment itself is scheduled for Thursday 4/6, so to make this campaign interesting enough to meet that deadline, I figured I'd offered tiered rewards to motivate the general public.

• Tier 1 ($10 or more) - You will recieve a thank you note, in the form of a hand drawn before & after picture of my soon-to-be-non-reproductive system, with a personalized message.

• Tier 2 ($20 or more) - Will recieve Tier 1 rewards, plus a couch selfie of post-op me, with 2 bags of frozen peas.

• Tier 3 ($50 or more) - Will recieve Tier 1 & 2 rewards, plus a video message of my son telling you to "shut up," which has helped fuel my desire to have no more children.

• Tier 4 ($100 or more) - Will recieve Tier 1-3 rewards, along with a before and after picture of my shaved nether regions. Note: I do not recommend Tier 4.

• Tier 5 ($500 or more) - Will recieve ALL OTHER TIER REWARDS plus a silicone mold of my balls, afixed to a trophy stand.


If you don't donate, that's understood, but at least thank you for taking the time to read this nonsense, and wish me luck and a not speedy recovery, so I can play more video games.