Michael Jordan house

My 3 friends and I decided we wanted to buy Michael Jordan's house.  We would offer tours of the building use it has a landmark.  As die-hard basketball fans we've always wanted to live "Like Mike." With this opportunity we can escape the bland and monotonous reality we are imprisoned in and dive into this dream. All contributors and supportors are welcome into our potentialy new home at any time. This palace would be in great hands and treated with utmost respect. We need help and lots of it. Don't be shy and share our story. We are just 4 young guys with a goal. Help us achieve this goal.
http://www.gq.com/story/michael-jordans-crazy-house-is-for-sale-and-even-its-video-ad-talks-mad-trash