The Asterios Legal Offense Fund

If you're reading this, you get it. 

The world's first internet troll sued me for making fun of him. 

He sued me, and my employer, for $20 million dollars.

We won the first round, but his lawsuit cost me $30,000 in legal fees...and my job. 

And now: I want justice.

I'm Asterios Kokkinos, and I need your help. It's not easy to say that, because I've been steadily employed my whole life. But that's recently changed, and it's left me as the last man standing in a lawsuit that's pretty much guaranteed to rob me of my future. 

I've never wanted much – a little place of my own, a good job, and a microphone to do comedy into at night. And this lawsuit might take all three.

In the New York courts, even if you win, you rarely see your attorney's fees back. It's why that internet troll didn't sue me in California, where he and most of the other parties reside.

He sued me where he could do the most damage, win or lose. 

I'd like to fight back.

Every dollar you pledge to this fund will go directly to satisfying legal debt, and exploring any and all restitutional options. It's as simple as that. 

I hope you can spare a dollar to help. Thanks for your time, god dammit.