Let's Send Donald J. Trump to HELL!
Recently, Donald Trump began soliciting funds to get him into heaven (https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-heaven-donations-fundraiser-email-b2820196.html).
Not only is this a disgusting grift, and violation of everything the office of the Presidency stands for, it also is, or at least should be, absolutely disgusting to anyone claiming to be a Christian. The fact that he is doing this with no pushback from the religious right tells us everything we need to know about their so-called "faith."
As a member of The Satanic Temple, I have the absolute authority to ask Satan* for a favor and I have decided to begin this fund raiser for three purposes:
1. Send Donald Trump to Hell - If his followers truly believe that their 15-dollar donation to a billionaire will get him into heaven, then they'll also believe that your donation of any amount will constitute a real and meaningful threat that Donald Trump might actually get sent to hell.
2. Piss off Donald Trump - Donald Trump seems to be in a very serious mental decline and the fact that he's fundraising to try to get into heaven after a lifetime of horrible deeds and vile behavior means he knows exactly where he believes he's going, deep down in his shriveled, blackened heart. He's afraid, perhaps even terrified, that hell is real and that's what he deserves. If this petition gets enough traction and comes to his attention, it's very possible it will get under his incredibly thin skin and cause more fear and anxiety, knowing that a sizable number of people will donate money to ensure he goes to hell. I feel this would be a fair bit of comeuppance for all the fear and anxiety he's caused the rational world over the years.
3. Raise money to send to Doctors Without Borders. Right now, Doctors without Borders have a strong presence in Gaza (https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/what-we-do/where-we-work/palestine)
and other parts of the world that desperately need help. They provide emergency medical aid to those who need it most desperately and I truly believe that their mission is vital and worth funding. All of the funds raised will go to Doctors Without Borders. Unlike Trump, who's raising funds for himself, I'm raising funds for those who are actually doing the lord's work**
*Satan doesn't exist - Members of the Satanic Temple do not believe in the existence of Satan or the supernatural. The Satanic Temple believes that religion can, and should, be divorced from superstition. As such, we do not promote a belief in a personal Satan. To embrace the name Satan is to embrace rational inquiry removed from supernaturalism and archaic tradition-based superstitions. Satanists should actively work to hone critical thinking and exercise reasonable agnosticism in all things. Our beliefs must be malleable to the best current scientific understandings of the material world — never the reverse. (https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/faq)
** Regardless of whether you believe in God or not, I think we can all agree that what most religions ask of you is to respect your fellow man (Matthew 22:39), be a kind and good person ((Ephesians 4:32) and treat others as you would like to be treated (Matthew 7:12).